I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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