Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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