I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Do vagina's smell?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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