If i come over, it means nothing
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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