Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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