I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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