i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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