omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
