i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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