I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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