the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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