Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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