In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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