He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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