Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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