we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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