belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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