So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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