Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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