let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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