i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I fill condoms, not promises.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
