What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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