If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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