drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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