it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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