I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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