i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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