I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
As shirtless as possible
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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