vagina is talking i cant
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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