Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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