Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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