The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
