i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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