i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
id be glad to
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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