What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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