called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
