i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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