And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I love you. Go after that dick
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
