My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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