Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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