ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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