ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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