You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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