i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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