I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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