he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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