i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You can't just leave with hair like that
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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