im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
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Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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