Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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