I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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