Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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