Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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